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Joeri Burger: Der Sittich

Saturday, 10/17/2026 at 8:00 PM

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Joeri Burger: Der Sittich

Saturday, 10/17/2026
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Velvets Theater
Schwarzenbergstraße 3
65189 Wiesbaden

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Guest performance at the Velvets Theater

A couple is waiting for friends for a joint dinner. The phone rings, and his completely distraught colleague David cancels the dinner. He has been broken into, and he also can't reach his wife Catherine. Slightly irritated, the couple begins to speculate what the real reason for the cancellation is - an accident or perhaps even a separation? The latter is at least HER theory: Catherine has left David, which HE finds utterly impossible! Gradually, they get into a passionate discussion about relationships. It quickly becomes clear that he lets his penchant for "mansplaining" run free. She counters with a supposed naivety that increasingly proves to be a clever negotiation strategy.

With a fine sense for the absurdly comic everyday life of couple relationships, Audrey Schebat in "Der Sittich" offers us an intimate glimpse behind the scenes of a marital dispute and joyfully turns conventional gender roles upside down. Let the couple therapy begin!

With Joeri Burger & Sandra Schmitz
Direction: Jacoub Eisa
Costumes & Set Design: Jacky Hermse

Performance rights: Theater Publishing Desch

Entry: 19:15

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Wie Kater Zorbas der kleinen Möwe das Fliegen beibrachte

By Luis Sepúlveda in a translation by Willi Zurbrüggen

“The problems of a harbor cat are the problems of all harbor cats,” proclaims the old restaurant cat Colonello when he hears about the promise that cat Zorbas made to a dying seagull. Oil-soiled and exhausted, she has landed on his balcony and just at the last moment laid an egg. But how is the good-natured black cat supposed to take on the incubation and later teach the chick to fly? A task that cannot be managed alone. The Hamburg harbor cats stick together and pool their efforts to care for the little bird.

However, flying is a very personal decision. The little silver gull must first accept her otherness and discover the desire and courage to fly within herself. After many unsuccessful attempts under the expert guidance of the know-it-all and his beloved encyclopedia, Zorbas and his cat friends find themselves forced to break a taboo and ask a human for help. The choice ultimately falls on an eccentric poet, said to be able to fly with words…

The poetic and sensitive fable, full of humor, heart, and depth, comes from the pen of the Chilean author Luis Sepúlveda and is not least a tribute to Hamburg and its famous harbor district. Since its publication thirty years ago, it has been translated into 27 languages and continues to captivate people of all ages around the world.

Michael Stülpnagel brings the characters of the Hamburg harbor cats and their adventurous mission to life with many voices and boundless storytelling joy. Additionally, pianist Poldy Tagle gives the story musical wings.

A great reading pleasure with music that touches, delights, and uplifts – starting in October at the Esslingen Scala.

Narrator
Michael Stülpnagel

Piano and Arrangements
Poldy Tagle

Recommended for ages 8 and up
Duration: 70 minutes without intermission

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Entry: 16:45

Esslingen

1/31/2027
5:00 PM

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Hase und Igel - nach dem Märchen der Brüder Grimm

Stumpy little legs? Who has stumpy little legs here?! Mole Mauli is outraged, because his nasty neighbor Bunny has nothing better to do than to make fun of other animals again. This time, he has set his sights on Mauli's new friend Hedgehog. Hedgehog himself is not particularly bothered by it, as he finds his crooked little legs just as perfect as his hard-won winter fat, but Mauli will no longer tolerate the nastiness of the old troublemaker bunny. And so he boldly declares that the hedgehog can easily defeat the bunny in a race. Before the poor and hopeless hedgehog can object, he becomes part of a bet, the stakes of which not only include his good name but also the entire turnip field of the mole, which the bunny has been lurking for a long time. How lucky that Hedgehog has not only Mauli but also the clever little Hedgehog as a friend. Together, the three hatch a brilliant plan, with which the hedgehog can still announce at the finish line: “I’m already here!”

Animalistically funny and cleverly, Nora Schumacher shows how relevant the famous fairy tale by the Brothers Grimm still is today, and that in the most famous bet of the animal kingdom, it's not about fast legs, but about self-confidence, courage, resourcefulness, and true friendship.

House entry: 3:30 PM

Kleve

2/20/2027
4:00 PM

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Walter Sittler und Johann von Bülow lesen - »Ich gebe Ihnen mein Ehrenwort!«: Die Weltgeschichte der Lüge

200 times a day, a person lies on average. The lie is the glue of world history. The documents that established the Papal States and made Hamburg a Hanseatic city - forged! Perhaps even half of the Middle Ages is an invention... And then the 19th century - the great age of con artists! They sell the Eiffel Tower and the city of London in parts. Not to forget that in the 20th century, of course, no one intended to build a wall in Berlin, or had a “sexual relation with that woman.” Finally, the world history of the lie!

After the overwhelming success of their reading in honor of Roger Willemsen and Dieter Hildebrandt at the St. Pauli Theater in Hamburg, Walter Sittler (Hildebrandt) and Johann von Bülow (Willemsen) are now going on tour with their entertaining search for the truth about the lie. Newly arranged and gently updated, they throw around scandalous untruths and insidious intrigues. Very much to the amusement of the audience, which may be a little poorer in illusions after this evening. "Great fun. Willemsen and Hildebrandt reloaded with the two beloved TV stars."

Johann von Bülow, born in 1972 in Munich, is among the most well-known German actors of his generation. After studying at the Otto-Falckenberg-School, he performed at major theaters such as the Schauspielhaus Bochum; in addition, he can be seen in numerous German and international films and television series and works with directors like Oliver Hirschbiegel and François Ozon.

Walter Sittler, born as a German-American in Chicago, attended the Otto Falckenberg School at the Kammerspiele Munich from 1978 to 1981. From 1981 to 1988, he was engaged at the National Theater in Mannheim and then until 1995 at the State Theater in Stuttgart. His career as an actor in television and some films began in 1995. The production "Nikola" on RTL received, among other awards, the Grimme Prize, and Walter Sittler won the German Television Award as the best actor in a comedy. The series "Girl Friends," "Nikola," as well as the series "Ein Fall für den Fuchs" and "Der Kommissar und das Meer" made him known to a broad audience, alongside many other films. Additionally, Walter Sittler has never given up the stage and has been guesting for years with various theater productions and readings in many cities in Germany.

Doors open: 7 PM

Bopfingen

2/20/2027
8:00 PM

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Wie Kater Zorbas der kleinen Möwe das Fliegen beibrachte

By Luis Sepúlveda in a translation by Willi Zurbrüggen

“The problems of a harbor cat are the problems of all harbor cats,” proclaims the old restaurant cat Colonello when he hears about the promise that cat Zorbas made to a dying seagull. Oil-soiled and exhausted, she has landed on his balcony and just at the last moment laid an egg. But how is the good-natured black cat supposed to take on the incubation and later teach the chick to fly? A task that cannot be managed alone. The Hamburg harbor cats stick together and pool their efforts to care for the little bird.

However, flying is a very personal decision. The little silver gull must first accept her otherness and discover the desire and courage to fly within herself. After many unsuccessful attempts under the expert guidance of the know-it-all and his beloved encyclopedia, Zorbas and his cat friends find themselves forced to break a taboo and ask a human for help. The choice ultimately falls on an eccentric poet, said to be able to fly with words…

The poetic and sensitive fable, full of humor, heart, and depth, comes from the pen of the Chilean author Luis Sepúlveda and is not least a tribute to Hamburg and its famous harbor district. Since its publication thirty years ago, it has been translated into 27 languages and continues to captivate people of all ages around the world.

Michael Stülpnagel brings the characters of the Hamburg harbor cats and their adventurous mission to life with many voices and boundless storytelling joy. Additionally, pianist Poldy Tagle gives the story musical wings.

A great reading pleasure with music that touches, delights, and uplifts – starting in October at the Esslingen Scala.

Narrator
Michael Stülpnagel

Piano and Arrangements
Poldy Tagle

Recommended for ages 8 and up
Duration: 70 minutes without intermission

Copyright: FMS Photography

Entry: 16:45

Esslingen

2/21/2027
5:00 PM

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Wie Kater Zorbas der kleinen Möwe das Fliegen beibrachte

By Luis Sepúlveda in a translation by Willi Zurbrüggen

“The problems of a harbor cat are the problems of all harbor cats,” proclaims the old restaurant cat Colonello when he hears about the promise that cat Zorbas made to a dying seagull. Oil-soiled and exhausted, she has landed on his balcony and just at the last moment laid an egg. But how is the good-natured black cat supposed to take on the incubation and later teach the chick to fly? A task that cannot be managed alone. The Hamburg harbor cats stick together and pool their efforts to care for the little bird.

However, flying is a very personal decision. The little silver gull must first accept her otherness and discover the desire and courage to fly within herself. After many unsuccessful attempts under the expert guidance of the know-it-all and his beloved encyclopedia, Zorbas and his cat friends find themselves forced to break a taboo and ask a human for help. The choice ultimately falls on an eccentric poet, said to be able to fly with words…

The poetic and sensitive fable, full of humor, heart, and depth, comes from the pen of the Chilean author Luis Sepúlveda and is not least a tribute to Hamburg and its famous harbor district. Since its publication thirty years ago, it has been translated into 27 languages and continues to captivate people of all ages around the world.

Michael Stülpnagel brings the characters of the Hamburg harbor cats and their adventurous mission to life with many voices and boundless storytelling joy. Additionally, pianist Poldy Tagle gives the story musical wings.

A great reading pleasure with music that touches, delights, and uplifts – starting in October at the Esslingen Scala.

Narrator
Michael Stülpnagel

Piano and Arrangements
Poldy Tagle

Recommended for ages 8 and up
Duration: 70 minutes without intermission

Copyright: FMS Photography

Entry: 16:45

Esslingen

2/28/2027
5:00 PM

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JOCHEN MALMSHEIMER - Flieg Fisch, lies und gesunde! oder: Glück, wo ist Dein Stachel?

Flieg Fisch, lies und gesunde! oder: Glück, wo ist Dein Stachel?

We are only guests here. But we were invited! This is also a realization that plays no role in this program whatsoever. But even zoo visits have lost their calming effect due to the decision of many zoo directors to completely forego cage displays for opaque reasons. The radio no longer provides comfort either; everyone does what they want. But what if one is not everyone? What will become of us if even men age? Only science offers comfort. This becomes glaringly evident in the apparent connection between Egyptian and Lower Saxony cultural history, academically however extremely controversial. Until ultimately the conspiracy of books, of which we learn by chance, unveils the secret of the solution to “Flieg Fisch, lies und gesunde ...”. Here not only literature is unleashed, Jochen Malmsheimer is too. A little. Yet he knows that we all, especially in uncertain times, long for a bit of happiness. And so this small but enlightening evening ends with a little poem about love. About happiness. And about a little fish. And so in the end, there is hope after all. For love. And for happiness. And for fish.
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18:45 Uhr

Ticket sales start on 11.08.2026

Kiel

4/14/2027
7:30 PM

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Das Klugscheißerchen - Nach dem Kinderbuch von Marc-Uwe Kling; für Kinder ab 4 Jahren

Theater play based on the children's book by Marc-Uwe Kling; for children aged 4 and up

Rheinisches Landestheater Neuss

A little know-it-all? What could that be? Tina and Theo wonder as they encounter a small turquoise creature while playing in the attic, which really knows everything better. However, Tina and Theo are actually already experts in the field of being know-it-alls, as their parents keep insisting, but the little know-it-all clearly surpasses both of them in every respect. Luckily, Tina and Theo are still pretty good know-it-alls, as only true know-it-alls can see the small being in the attic. Convinced that their parents are also real know-it-alls, the two excitedly run to them to show them the know-it-all. Can the adults see the know-it-all too?

Duration: 45 min, no intermission

Marc-Uwe Kling sings songs and tells stories. His "Kangaroo" stories were awarded the German Radio Prize in 2010 and the German Audiobook Prize in 2013. His breakthrough as an author for children was achieved with the picture book "Das Neinhorn," and he continues that success with his children's book "Das Klugscheißerchen."

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Entry: 2:30 PM

Tönisvorst

4/17/2027
3:00 PM

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Jochen Malmsheimer - Flieg Fisch, lies und gesunde! oder: Glück, wo ist Dein Stachel?

We are just guests here. But we have been invited! This too is a realization that plays not the slightest role in this program. Yet even zoo visits have long lost their calming effect, due to the decision of many animal park directors to completely forgo cage inhabitants for opaque reasons.
Even the radio no longer offers comfort, everyone does what they want.
But what if not everyone is the same?
What will become of us if even men age?
Only science offers solace. This is made glaringly obvious through the evident connection between Egyptian and Lower Saxony cultural history, academically however, highly explosive. Until ultimately the conspiracy of books, of which we learn by chance, reveals the mystery behind "Flieg Fisch, lies und gesunde ...".

Here, not only is literature unleashed, but Jochen Malmsheimer is as well. A little. Yet he knows that we all long for a bit of happiness, especially in uncertain times.

Doors open at 19:00.

Gießen

4/30/2027
8:00 PM

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LORIOT - „Die Ente bleibt draußen!“

LORIOT
„Die Ente bleibt draußen!“

Absurd and hilarious

His unforgettable sketches live on a grand tour of Germany
Vicco von Bülow (alias Loriot) – who doesn’t remember this genial humorist and his legendary sketches, caricatures, and films!

The artist, who has always managed in an excellent way to make the absurd visible in everyday life, has captivated millions of audiences. With his wordplay and wit, he has influenced the German language like no one else. There are hardly any people who don’t know quotes like: “Die Ente bleibt draußen”, “ein Klavier, ein Klavier” or “Das Ei ist hart”. A spirited “Ach was” can make one laugh just like the remark “Sie haben da was!”. People will still be laughing about him in 100 years.

The ensemble of the legendary cabaret Leipziger Pfeffermühle brings the best sketches of Loriot back to the stage. Great comedic skill is required to accurately portray the lovingly absurd and crazy scenes. The ensemble presents Loriot’s brilliantly observed grotesque situations of everyday life, with charming and inventive musical accompaniment during scene changes.

The audience cannot stop laughing, and many memories are awakened by the selection of hilarious and crazy excerpts from the versatile repertoire of the grand pedant. Whether it’s the legendary duck of Mr. Müller-Lüdenscheidt in the bathtub, marriage counseling, parking fees, the lottery winner Erwin Lindemann, or the crooked picture on the wall. We invite you to an unforgettable evening with Loriot.

Spend a guaranteed laugh-intensive evening with the most beloved and unforgettable sketches of the great German exceptional-comedian. Let a high-profile ensemble take you into Loriot's absurd world. You may relax and enjoy the fine humor while laughing unabashedly. Promise!

Duration: approx. 120 minutes including 20-minute intermission!

“Extremely funny and masterfully brought to the point – laugh until you cry!” (DIE WELT)

Main motif: © Leipziger Pfeffermühle

THE VIP Ticket includes the following services
best seats in rows 1 or 2
hand-signed program booklet
Loriot poster
Meet & Greet with a champagne reception after the event
Important note:
You will receive a VIP band at the box office. It opens 1 hour before the show begins.

Doors open 1 hour before the start

Marburg

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8:00 PM

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