Tina Teubner - Lieber schön alt werden als hässlich jung bleiben
Getting older? Inevitable. Boring? Definitely not! In “Lieber schön alt werden als hässlich jung bleiben,” Tina Teubner takes her audience on an equally clever and hilarious journey through life's challenges. With subtle humor, a sharp eye, and musical talent, she shows why serenity is often the better answer than the obsession with youth.
Lieber schön alt werden als hässlich jung bleiben
Screaming heads rule the world; Tina counters with a vehement plea: Don’t believe that you can stand up to madness if you still look as naive at 95 as if you just turned 15!
No support, no ground: there are no final authorities anymore that we can trust or blame. Parents are no longer strict; they are friends; teachers are no longer enemies; they are simply at the end of their rope; and God is queer – if He isn’t suffering from burnout.
You can bury your head in the sand and indulge in the consumer frenzy, the obsession with youth, and the pursuit of power in your despair. Or you can go to Tina Teubner. That is healthier in doubt. Tina has made it her obsession to present you with a program that wrests humor and confidence from tough times. She firmly claims that she will finish writing by the start of the performance. After that, you can throw your dystopian fantasies into the organic waste.
The press attests: “Tina Teubner is and remains the most exciting, sustainable, and entertaining woman in the German variety scene” (HSA). For 35 years on stage and 17 programs, Tina Teubner’s evenings become wiser, deeper, and funnier each time. Her world theater doesn’t need a revolving stage or real silk. She creates it with her heart, her razor-sharp mind, a microphone, violin, guitar, singing saw – and last but not least, with her spectacular pianist Ben Süverkrüp, the man before whom pianos tremble.
Since the beginning of her stage career, Tina Teubner has been honored with nearly every major award for the consistently high density of her programs. First prize in the national singing competition in 1993, German variety award in 1999 and 2010, German cabaret award in 2001, Gaul of Lower Saxony in 2020, Salzburg Bull in 2024 – and this year – on November 9, 2026, Teubner will be awarded the Bavarian cabaret prize 2026.
Doors open: 18:30