Thursday, 4/10/2025
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Der Birk – cabaret artist, comedian, author – observes: It’s only as beautiful here as it is with us.
Money gone, highways dilapidated, the government argues like a reality housemate group. And Donald plays "SuperTrump."
Everything is getting faster – except the train arrives later.
Have you ever applied for a daycare spot? By the time you get one, your children are parents.
Schools are falling apart, companies are fleeing, skilled workers are disappearing. Churches empty faster than you can chug a beer.
Rent? Higher than Mount Everest. Energy so scarce that you have to blow the E-Smart away with the wind turbine.
Complaining as a national sport
“Move, be sporty!” was the message before. Today, complaining is the new trend sport. It doesn’t make you slimmer, but it definitely makes you age faster.
Whining, moaning, spreading fear: AI is stealing jobs, the Chinese are coming! From now on, everyone must eat with chopsticks.
And nature? Floods, fires, earthquakes – less would be more.
Lisa sings sadly:
“Over seven bridges I wanted to go – but none could be seen by the river.”
And what is Pit doing? Sitting in the park, slurping ice cream, happy about butterflies. Is that okay?

Or Mike: “We are much better at being bad than others!” Our potholes belong to Europe’s elite! Kids can learn to swim in them when it rains.
And Birk? He talks about beautiful experiences, encounters, mutual help, gratitude. Doesn’t he have all his spoons in the drawer? Or is he just too stupid to complain?
Even the state government advertises: “Beautiful here – but have you ever been to Baden-Württemberg?” Even aliens have been invited by them! (“Mission LÄND here” on YouTube!) – because it’s so beautiful working here.
And Alexis Sorbas laughs and calls:
“Hey Boss, have you ever seen something collapse so wonderfully?”
So: Be happy now.
Because despite everything, it is
Quite beautiful here!

Doors open: 7:45 PM

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