Kein Verstand in Sicht
No Intelligence in Sight
A politically satirical cabaret program
with Marion Bach and Heike Ronniger
and Christoph Deckbar* / Oliver Vogt* (*alternating)
DIRECTOR: Frank Voigtmann
Marion Bach and Heike Ronniger are back on solid ground with their board band Oliver Vogt and Christoph Deckbar from their satirical cruise "Full Steam Ahead Towards the Abyss," and are now facing reality head on.
As they confront the facts, they realize that things are going downhill. Just recently, Germany was still a great role model in the world - everyone wanted to live like us, learn like us, work like us, laugh like us. Stop! German humor might not have been marketable globally before, but that changed overnight with a traffic light. Nowadays, at least we can be laughed at. Right wants to go left and left wants to go right. But everyone claims to be in the middle. The traffic light is on red and green at the same time, and yellow, but not the egg yolk, is seen as the debt brake. Nevertheless, they spend billions with a "double bang."
However, the Constitutional Court has seen through Olaf's magic trick and calls out, "He can't really perform magic." But he says, "I don't care, maybe even a double bang, I'll just spend the billions without the debt brake." Preferably for our soldiers, so they can be READY for action. Our students need the money more urgently, because they are no longer capable of constructing a SINGLE sentence. PISA proves that German students can hardly do math and read anymore. If Generation Z lacks natural intelligence, we'll just use artificial intelligence instead.
Speaking of shortages! There is a shortage of skilled workers not only in the government, but also in elderly care, in craftsmanship ... We'll stop here due to space constraints. We used to say, "The way we work today, we'll live tomorrow." Nowadays it applies: "The way we live today, we won't work tomorrow." While we don't say it, we just call it "Work-Life-Balance." And since we're on the topic, what about Fridays for Future? They are now climate stickers. As the saying goes: Yesterday's truants are today's repeaters.
The country is falling apart and we lack tile layers. Both inside and out!
And the worst part is: "No Intelligence in Sight!"
Approximate program duration: 135 minutes with an intermission
Doors open at 6:30 pm
Hallo, ich bin Maya.
