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Ich könnt schon wieder...! - Michael Ranz und Edgar May
Thursday, 11/12/2026 at 7:30 PM
Source: Organizer
Ich könnt schon wieder...! - Michael Ranz und Edgar May
Ich könnt schon wieder...! Ja, was denn? Essen, Pimpern, Reihern, Ausrasten, Platzen, Verreisen, Schlafen, Saufen?
Sowieso egal, denn einzig „Humor ist der Knopf, der verhindert, dass uns der Kragen platzt.“* Woher wir das wissen? Nun, wir kommen aus einer Generation, in der es darauf ankommt, so spät wie möglich jung zu sterben.
Zumindest in dieser Hinsicht haben Saalfeld, May und Ranz alles richtig gemacht.
Der Eine findet die passenden Worte, der Andere die richtigen Töne und der Dritte sucht sich immer noch. Die drei weißen Männer sind so alt, die haben das Rauchen, Saufen und Knutschen noch auf dem Spielplatz gelernt, die starten ihre Netflix-Serien aus Gewohnheit 20:15 Uhr, die halten ihr Handy zum Telefonieren immer noch ans Ohr und sie machen weiterhin ihre Witze über dumme Politiker – warum auch nicht?! Die gehören ja keiner Minderheit an.
Wir leben in Zeiten, in denen man schon als rechtsradikal gilt, wenn man fünf Sätze fehlerfreies Deutsch kann und in denen Schmeißfliegen den Bienen erklären, wie man Honig macht.
Was solls! Ironie und Sarkasmus sind die schönste Versuchung, seit es Vollidioten gibt.
Ich könnt schon wieder...! Yes, what? Eating, fooling around, herons, freaking out, bursting, traveling, sleeping, drinking?
Anyway, it doesn't matter, because "Humor is the button that prevents our collar from bursting."* How do we know that? Well, we come from a generation where it matters to die young as late as possible.
At least in this respect, Saalfeld, May, and Ranz have done everything right.
One finds the right words, the other the right tones, and the third is still searching. These three white men are so old that they learned smoking, drinking, and kissing on the playground, they start their Netflix series as a habit at 8:15 PM, they still hold their phones to their ears when calling, and they continue to make jokes about stupid politicians - why not?! They don't belong to any minority.
We live in times where you are already considered far-right if you can speak five sentences of correct German, and where houseflies are explaining to bees how to make honey.
So what! Irony and sarcasm are the sweetest temptation since there have been complete idiots.
Indulge yourself in two hours of temptation!
"Because today is the good old time of tomorrow."*
Ich könnt schon wieder...! Yes, what? Eating, fooling around, herons, freaking out, bursting, traveling, sleeping, drinking?
Anyway, it doesn't matter, because "Humor is the button that prevents our collar from bursting."* How do we know that? Well, we come from a generation where it matters to die young as late as possible.
At least in this respect, Saalfeld, May, and Ranz have done everything right.
One finds the right words, the other the right tones, and the third is still searching. These three white men are so old that they learned smoking, drinking, and kissing on the playground, they start their Netflix series as a habit at 8:15 PM, they still hold their phones to their ears when calling, and they continue to make jokes about stupid politicians - why not?! They don't belong to any minority.
We live in times where you are already considered far-right if you can speak five sentences of correct German, and where houseflies are explaining to bees how to make honey.
So what! Irony and sarcasm are the sweetest temptation since there have been complete idiots.
Indulge yourself in two hours of temptation!
"Because today is the good old time of tomorrow."*
Ich könnt schon wieder...! Yes, what? Eating, fooling around, herons, freaking out, bursting, traveling, sleeping, drinking?
Anyway, it doesn't matter, because "Humor is the button that prevents our collar from bursting."* How do we know that? Well, we come from a generation where it matters to die young as late as possible.
At least in this respect, Saalfeld, May, and Ranz have done everything right.
One finds the right words, the other the right tones, and the third is still searching. These three white men are so old that they learned smoking, drinking, and kissing on the playground, they start their Netflix series as a habit at 8:15 PM, they still hold their phones to their ears when calling, and they continue to make jokes about stupid politicians - why not?! They don't belong to any minority.
We live in times where you are already considered far-right if you can speak five sentences of correct German, and where houseflies are explaining to bees how to make honey.
So what! Irony and sarcasm are the sweetest temptation since there have been complete idiots.
Indulge yourself in two hours of temptation!
"Because today is the good old time of tomorrow."*
Ich könnt schon wieder...! Yes, what? Eating, fooling around, herons, freaking out, bursting, traveling, sleeping, drinking?
Anyway, it doesn't matter, because "Humor is the button that prevents our collar from bursting."* How do we know that? Well, we come from a generation where it matters to die young as late as possible.
At least in this respect, Saalfeld, May, and Ranz have done everything right.
One finds the right words, the other the right tones, and the third is still searching. These three white men are so old that they learned smoking, drinking, and kissing on the playground, they start their Netflix series as a habit at 8:15 PM, they still hold their phones to their ears when calling, and they continue to make jokes about stupid politicians - why not?! They don't belong to any minority.
We live in times where you are already considered far-right if you can speak five sentences of correct German, and where houseflies are explaining to bees how to make honey.
So what! Irony and sarcasm are the sweetest temptation since there have been complete idiots.
Indulge yourself in two hours of temptation!
"Because today is the good old time of tomorrow."*
Ich könnt schon wieder...! Yes, what? Eating, fooling around, herons, freaking out, bursting, traveling, sleeping, drinking?
Anyway, it doesn't matter, because "Humor is the button that prevents our collar from bursting."* How do we know that? Well, we come from a generation where it matters to die young as late as possible.
At least in this respect, Saalfeld, May, and Ranz have done everything right.
One finds the right words, the other the right tones, and the third is still searching. These three white men are so old that they learned smoking, drinking, and kissing on the playground, they start their Netflix series as a habit at 8:15 PM, they still hold their phones to their ears when calling, and they continue to make jokes about stupid politicians - why not?! They don't belong to any minority.
We live in times where you are already considered far-right if you can speak five sentences of correct German, and where houseflies are explaining to bees how to make honey.
So what! Irony and sarcasm are the sweetest temptation since there have been complete idiots.
Indulge yourself in two hours of temptation!
"Because today is the good old time of tomorrow."*
Ich könnt schon wieder...! Yes, what? Eating, fooling around, herons, freaking out, bursting, traveling, sleeping, drinking?
Anyway, it doesn't matter, because "Humor is the button that prevents our collar from bursting."* How do we know that? Well, we come from a generation where it matters to die young as late as possible.
At least in this respect, Saalfeld, May, and Ranz have done everything right.
One finds the right words, the other the right tones, and the third is still searching. These three white men are so old that they learned smoking, drinking, and kissing on the playground, they start their Netflix series as a habit at 8:15 PM, they still hold their phones to their ears when calling, and they continue to make jokes about stupid politicians - why not?! They don't belong to any minority.
We live in times where you are already considered far-right if you can speak five sentences of correct German, and where houseflies are explaining to bees how to make honey.
So what! Irony and sarcasm are the sweetest temptation since there have been complete idiots.
Indulge yourself in two hours of temptation!
"Because today is the good old time of tomorrow."*
Ich könnt schon wieder...! Yes, what? Eating, fooling around, herons, freaking out, bursting, traveling, sleeping, drinking?
Anyway, it doesn't matter, because "Humor is the button that prevents our collar from bursting."* How do we know that? Well, we come from a generation where it matters to die young as late as possible.
At least in this respect, Saalfeld, May, and Ranz have done everything right.
One finds the right words, the other the right tones, and the third is still searching. These three white men are so old that they learned smoking, drinking, and kissing on the playground, they start their Netflix series as a habit at 8:15 PM, they still hold their phones to their ears when calling, and they continue to make jokes about stupid politicians - why not?! They don't belong to any minority.
We live in times where you are already considered far-right if you can speak five sentences of correct German, and where houseflies are explaining to bees how to make honey.
So what! Irony and sarcasm are the sweetest temptation since there have been complete idiots.
Indulge yourself in two hours of temptation!
"Because today is the good old time of tomorrow."*
Ich könnt schon wieder...! Yes, what? Eating, fooling around, herons, freaking out, bursting, traveling, sleeping, drinking?
Anyway, it doesn't matter, because "Humor is the button that prevents our collar from bursting."* How do we know that? Well, we come from a generation where it matters to die young as late as possible.
At least in this respect, Saalfeld, May, and Ranz have done everything right.
One finds the right words, the other the right tones, and the third is still searching. These three white men are so old that they learned smoking, drinking, and kissing on the playground, they start their Netflix series as a habit at 8:15 PM, they still hold their phones to their ears when calling, and they continue to make jokes about stupid politicians - why not?! They don't belong to any minority.
We live in times where you are already considered far-right if you can speak five sentences of correct German, and where houseflies are explaining to bees how to make honey.
So what! Irony and sarcasm are the sweetest temptation since there have been complete idiots.
Indulge yourself in two hours of temptation!
"Because today is the good old time of tomorrow."*
Ich könnt schon wieder...! Yes, what? Eating, fooling around, herons, freaking out, bursting, traveling, sleeping, drinking?
Anyway, it doesn't matter, because "Humor is the button that prevents our collar from bursting."* How do we know that? Well, we come from a generation where it matters to die young as late as possible.
At least in this respect, Saalfeld, May, and Ranz have done everything right.
One finds the right words, the other the right tones, and the third is still searching. These three white men are so old that they learned smoking, drinking, and kissing on the playground, they start their Netflix series as a habit at 8:15 PM, they still hold their phones to their ears when calling, and they continue to make jokes about stupid politicians - why not?! They don't belong to any minority.
We live in times where you are already considered far-right if you can speak five sentences of correct German, and where houseflies are explaining to bees how to make honey.
So what! Irony and sarcasm are the sweetest temptation since there have been complete idiots.
Indulge yourself in two hours of temptation!
"Because today is the good old time of tomorrow."*
Hallo, ich bin Maya.
