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Keine Bewegung! Ein satirisches Workout

Friday, 10/9/2026 at 8:00 PM

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Keine Bewegung! Ein satirisches Workout

Friday, 10/9/2026
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Kirche St. Agathe
Kirchplatz 1
79650 Schopfheim

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Lutz von Rosenberg Lipinsky
Keine Bewegung! Ein satirisches Workout

Cabaret. Stand Up. And Party.
How little has moved in Germany in the last decades: Whether energy, digitalization, climate, education, mobility - we block ourselves. Sitting out. Waiting it out. We are a stagnation. We are the people of sitters and steerers.
Yet we need movement - and not just one. It is time for a cabaret program that calls for it. Stand Up. For your right. To Party. It's worth getting up for. And not just in the morning.
“Keine Bewegung!” - that is empowerment with entertaining means.
Lutz von Rosenberg Lipinsky is mobile, physically and mentally, because he comes from a refugee family. For 30 years, “Germany's funniest chaplain” has been on tour, observing, criticizing, parodying, and describing the state of our country. In his 13th solo, he now pulls the ground out from under our feet. Of course, only to get us running. So that we can finally move forward.

Doors open: 7:30 PM

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Gym - von Verena Keßler, Celler Theaterfassung

In Verena Keßler's novel GYM, the story plays out in a world where the body is more than just a body. It is a project, a figurehead, evidence, and a construction site all at once. One does not only train muscles but also the right appearance, the right impact, the right life. And while everyone is trying to improve, no one stops to ask: for what, actually?
The protagonist loves her new job at the "Mega Gym." There is no performance pressure, no overtime, and instead, there are lovable colleagues and an understanding boss. Everything is perfect, were it not for the tiny little lie she indulged in during the job interview because she was considered too plump. She claimed to have recently given birth. But then the fabricated motherhood takes on a life of its own – it becomes the reason for stress, lack of sleep, hormonal disturbances. A story that never existed weaves itself increasingly. She becomes the young mother who can do it all. Who does not let herself go. Who functions despite everything. Her story is not questioned but needed. It makes her relatable. Yet with every new explanation, it becomes tighter – until it finally bursts.
GYM is a piece about people who view their bodies as an unfinished project and are constantly on their way to a better version of themselves. As if it were necessary to keep up with their own lives.

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4/22/2027
8:00 PM

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Gym - von Verena Keßler, Celler Theaterfassung

In Verena Keßler's novel GYM, the story plays out in a world where the body is more than just a body. It is a project, a figurehead, evidence, and a construction site all at once. One does not only train muscles but also the right appearance, the right impact, the right life. And while everyone is trying to improve, no one stops to ask: for what, actually?
The protagonist loves her new job at the "Mega Gym." There is no performance pressure, no overtime, and instead, there are lovable colleagues and an understanding boss. Everything is perfect, were it not for the tiny little lie she indulged in during the job interview because she was considered too plump. She claimed to have recently given birth. But then the fabricated motherhood takes on a life of its own – it becomes the reason for stress, lack of sleep, hormonal disturbances. A story that never existed weaves itself increasingly. She becomes the young mother who can do it all. Who does not let herself go. Who functions despite everything. Her story is not questioned but needed. It makes her relatable. Yet with every new explanation, it becomes tighter – until it finally bursts.
GYM is a piece about people who view their bodies as an unfinished project and are constantly on their way to a better version of themselves. As if it were necessary to keep up with their own lives.

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